Posted 7 hours ago

Reblog if you have boobs






one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

The fucking notes

Damn it. I want to not reblog so that I could wake up with out boobs. But then I couldn’t tell you that I didn’t want to reblog.

Over 10 million notes are you frickin kidding me

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Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago


before and after injecting 1 meth

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Posted 19 hours ago








Now on your restaurant bill: Obamacare fee

I’m fine with this. If it means said place is complying with the ACA instead of trying to get around it by kicking their employees on to the exchanges via cutting hours to part-time, great. Here’s two dimes.

Twenty cents for a bill of over $20. So that employees get health insurance. This is a fucking ADVERTISEMENT for Obamacare.


No lie. 

You’re willing to pay 2.50 for an iced tea and 6.50 for a hot dog and yet you bitch about .20 going to give employees health coverage? Get outta my face.


Fucking THIS. Human decency. It’s a thing.

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 20 hours ago


“are you athletic” haha yeah i wear sports bras sometimes lmao

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Posted 20 hours ago


Students who still have a lot ahead of them. Students like me, who still have dreams, goals, and students who still aim for achievements. But because of this tragedy, it all faded away. 

I bow and salute to the brave students who saved the lives of others and sacrificed themselves. They are heroes. They are people who deserves a lot better than awards. They deserve to be in Heaven, a place full of happiness and there will be no more sufferings. I also pray for the lives of the family and the people involved in this accident and specially the souls of these heroes.

I hope that the students who were saved by these mighty students will live their lives to the fullest, achieve their dreams and goals and love their family more. I also wish that they will live being inspired by the heroes who saved their lives. Please do so.

And for the captain, my middle finger salutes you. Live well. In guilt. Thank you.


Posted 21 hours ago
Du bist alles für mich
Posted 22 hours ago

Callin’ your mom back after 50 missed calls



Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago


fun prank: teach girls from an early age that their entire worth lays in how pretty they are, then make fun of them for being “”“superficial”“”

Posted 1 day ago

it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion 


it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion 

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Posted 1 day ago


Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

Posted 2 days ago


if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college